February 2012
3 posts
January 2012
2 posts
She came from Ohio she had a thirst for knowledge I ironically took classes at Saint Francis College That’s where I caught her eye She told me that her Dad was loaded I said in that case I’ll have a Blue Bottle pour-over, she said fine And in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like Brooklyn people I want to do whatever Brooklyn people do, I want to sleep with Brooklyn people...
December 2011
2 posts
WatchEven if the Three Kings never win an NBA championship, at least Miami has this source of pride: Uncle Luke’s short film, based on the 1962 French film “La Jetee” (seriously) and entitled “Life and Freaky Times of Uncle Luke,” was just accepted into Sundance. The trailer is, of course, incredible. I’ve already pre-ordered 75,000 copies of the soundtrack.
November 2011
5 posts
“As for Mr. Sandler, I have always been interested in what he would do next, and I suppose I still am, especially if what he does next is retire. ‘Jack and Jill’ is rated PG (Parental guidance suggested). Poop jokes.”
-A.O. Scott on “Jack and Jill”
October 2011
2 posts
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September 2011
3 posts
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Never before has a piece of apparel put out by a professional sports team I support so perfectly captured my current attitude towards that team. Why not just change the name of this hat from “Grey Series Flat Brim Flex Hat” to “BLEHHHHHHH?”
August 2011
1 post
4 tags
July 2011
2 posts
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June 2011
5 posts
“Indeed, brokers say that finding tenants for five-figure rentals is often easier...”
– New York Times I Love You, But You’re Bringing Me Down
“On Diplo’s Mad Decent label, DJ Dave Nada offers this overview of...”
– The Onion (wait, no, it’s actually from a real Pitchfork review.)
May 2011
8 posts
Watchlock:
A new Eater video series starring Rich Juzwiak and Max Silvestri. Yes.
I’m already campaigning for a cameo when they hit Chili’s Jersey City.
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The Internet's Top 6 Photos of Zaza Pachulia
This originally started as a “Separated at birth?” comparison of Zaza Pachulia and the Tejano roofer guy on Treme. Then I realized no one watches Treme (seriously, try finding pictures of the Tejano roofer guy, whatever his name is). And then I Google image searched Zaza Pachilia. The rest is hawkstory.
January 2011
3 posts
“The clientele there, and in New York, are self-selecting, and the Ace is less a...”
– The Ace Hotel, the only Calvinist anarcho-libertarian paradise with a bitchin’ fried tofu sandwich, as described by the New York Times.
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
5 posts
“Among other things, he surprises band-mate Victor Villareal by revealing that...”
– Tim Kinsella reveals inspiration of Cap’n Jazz lyrics — WBEZ Music
Can’t believe how much better this blog is since I let the domain expire.
1 tag
November 2007
6 posts
It's Sunday!
Hi!
“The thing that’s funny is that everyone thinks I’m dead.”
– Charles Nelson Reilly
Recipe for Guacamole
2 ripe avocados ½ red onion, minced (about 1/2 cup) 1-2 serrano chiles, stems and seeds removed, minced 2 tablespoons cilantro leaves, finely chopped 1 tablespoon of fresh lime or lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon coarse salt A dash of freshly grated black pepper 1/2 ripe tomato, seeds and pulp removed, chopped Garnish with red radishes or jicama. Serve with tortilla chips. 1 Cut...
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